Create a Caption: Ryder Cup Edition

You know how it works: I show you a photo, you write your own (funny/silly/clever/ridiculous/mildly amusing) caption for it in comments.

Here's the real caption: "13 Sep 1985: Sam Torrance and Howard Clark of the European team celebrate during the Ryder Cup at the Belfry in Sutton Coldfield in England."

As you can see, this caption really needs some sprucing up! I'll assume this photo was taken at the conclusion of the Torrance-Clark team's Day 2 fourball win over Andy North/Tom Kite. Because Torrance and Clark partnered one another twice on Day 1 and lost both matches.

But Team Europe won the 1985 Ryder Cup 16.5 to 11.5. It was Team USA's first loss in the Ryder Cup since 1957, and ushered in the modern era of Ryder Cup success by Team Europe.

But none of that is funny. So let's hear your captions in comments.

Previous Create-a-captions:

• Arnold Palmer, Bob Hope, and a bent driver

(Photo credit: David Cannon / Getty Images)