Wedding Gifts for Tiger Woods
Friday November 28, 2003
Tiger Woods is getting married to Swedish model (and onetime nanny for Jesper Parnevik's children) Elin Nordegren, his girlfriend of two years. What will the wedding gifts be? What will Tiger's golfer and celebrity friends - or foes - be getting the man who has everything? We know, and now you can, too. Read on to find out ...
Wedding Gifts for Tiger Woods
From Ernie Els: 30 more minutes of daylight.
From John Daly: A good, stiff drink and the number of a divorce attorney.
From Kevin Costner: The early bird special at Hair Club for Men.
From Michelle Wie: Advice on dealing with fame.
From Earl Woods: An autographed copy of "Training a Tiger."
From Michael Jordan: Pebble Beach. Every last pebble of it.
From Jack Nicklaus: An early retirement plan.
From Steve Williams: His 137th letter of apology for Augusta.
From Phil Mickelson: Superior equipment, because Tiger will know how to win majors with it.
From Fuzzy Zoeller: Any type of food Tiger wants at the reception.
From President George W. Bush: A commendation for importing something better than lutefisk from Sweden.
From Nike founder Phil Knight: China. Not the dinnerware, the country.
From Annika Sorenstam: Nothing, because Tiger already has Sweden's greatest gift.
From Charles Howell III: Something to replace those boring red shirts on Sunday ... let's see, some tight, pastel pants ... and some tight, pastel shirts ... mmm-hmm, tight and pastel, that should do the trick.
From Jesper Parnevik: A nanny.
From Dennis Rodman: Help with Tiger's next attempt to color his hair.
From Jan Stephenson: Copy of her masters thesis, "A History of the Cablinasians."
From David Duval: Some free advice - don't tinker too much with that swing.
From Vijay Singh: Money.
Wedding Gifts for Tiger Woods
From Ernie Els: 30 more minutes of daylight.
From John Daly: A good, stiff drink and the number of a divorce attorney.
From Kevin Costner: The early bird special at Hair Club for Men.
From Michelle Wie: Advice on dealing with fame.
From Earl Woods: An autographed copy of "Training a Tiger."
From Michael Jordan: Pebble Beach. Every last pebble of it.
From Jack Nicklaus: An early retirement plan.
From Steve Williams: His 137th letter of apology for Augusta.
From Phil Mickelson: Superior equipment, because Tiger will know how to win majors with it.
From Fuzzy Zoeller: Any type of food Tiger wants at the reception.
From President George W. Bush: A commendation for importing something better than lutefisk from Sweden.
From Nike founder Phil Knight: China. Not the dinnerware, the country.
From Annika Sorenstam: Nothing, because Tiger already has Sweden's greatest gift.
From Charles Howell III: Something to replace those boring red shirts on Sunday ... let's see, some tight, pastel pants ... and some tight, pastel shirts ... mmm-hmm, tight and pastel, that should do the trick.
From Jesper Parnevik: A nanny.
From Dennis Rodman: Help with Tiger's next attempt to color his hair.
From Jan Stephenson: Copy of her masters thesis, "A History of the Cablinasians."
From David Duval: Some free advice - don't tinker too much with that swing.
From Vijay Singh: Money.
Comments
be the man your dad raised you to be.and when you have kids teach them like your dad did you.